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Miss Prehistoric Hysteric 2009 > Miss Nowhere 2009 > Miss Black Rock City 2009
I (Stacy) was not at Burning Man in 2009, and there was no pageant... but that did not stop Miss Nowhere 2009 from claiming the title of Miss Black Rock City 2009!
ISN'T SHE PRETTY?
"Since being discovered in the wild landscape of Nowhere, Spain, (this photo) and winning Miss Nowhere 2009 with a feral and shameless performance, Miss Prehistoric Hysteric has gone on to feature on the pages of "Hola!" magazine and has produced twin cubs from an onstage interspecies liason. Her official duties so far have included being Auntie Terrors Personal Cheerleader at the Black Rock City Roller Derby. This lead to a collaboration with renowned San Francisco stylist Pink Feather which attracted the attention of L'Oreal, but most importantly gained Miss P-H the coveted Miss Black Rock City 2009 title. She looks forward to being a model spokescreature for Burningman and Nowhere, and appearing between Beyonce and Eva Longoria in a televisual commercial soon."
ISN'T SHE PRETTY?
"Since being discovered in the wild landscape of Nowhere, Spain, (this photo) and winning Miss Nowhere 2009 with a feral and shameless performance, Miss Prehistoric Hysteric has gone on to feature on the pages of "Hola!" magazine and has produced twin cubs from an onstage interspecies liason. Her official duties so far have included being Auntie Terrors Personal Cheerleader at the Black Rock City Roller Derby. This lead to a collaboration with renowned San Francisco stylist Pink Feather which attracted the attention of L'Oreal, but most importantly gained Miss P-H the coveted Miss Black Rock City 2009 title. She looks forward to being a model spokescreature for Burningman and Nowhere, and appearing between Beyonce and Eva Longoria in a televisual commercial soon."
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